Welcome to Susnet. We recruit the most sus faculty and students throughout the entire world. Settling for anything less is unacceptable.

Faculty

Susnet’s faculty is comprised of many sus beings. Here are a selected few.

Enze

The name’s Liu. Alex Liu.

Elisa

420’ed with Obama.

Katherine

The air ain’t gonna mix itself.

Ben

Red Riding Hood escaped.

Barbie

Graduated from a prestigious school just outside Boston: Yale University.

Susmanth Rao

Guess where this came from?

Nishant Bhaskar

Never left graduate school. No seriously, I’m still here.

Yen

Needs to stop stuffing face with popcorn

Students

Stefan

Why did I agree to this

Stefan Is Savage

20 years old. Just got gray hair a bit early.